The text adventure game To Hell In A Hamper was originally written in 2003 by J.J. Guest, using the ADRIFT development system. Dave Edwards later ported the game to BBC BASIC. Some minor bugs in Dave's port were fixed in 2019, and the bugfixed version of the game was uploaded to the Complete BBC Micro Games Archive at bbcmicro.co.uk. If you download the bugfixed version and run it in the BeebEm emulator, then you can copy and paste the following walkthrough into BeebEm to win the game in short order. (Press the Shift key to scroll the text when it pauses on screen.) EXAMINE BOOBY EXAMINE OVERCOAT EXAMINE SIDE POCKET GET MALLET GET BOX OPEN BOX GET SCISSORS GET NEEDLE GET YARN EXAMINE BREAST POCKET GET HANDKERCHIEF CUT BUTTONS GET BOOMERANG THROW BOOMERANG AT HAT GET TWIGS GET CLOCK THROW CLOCK GET HAT THROW HAT GET DONKEY THROW DONKEY GET PAINTING THROW PAINTING GET TRUMPET EXAMINE OVERCOAT EXAMINE INSIDE POCKET GET LIGHTER GET HATCHET EXAMINE LINING CUT LINING GET VASE SMASH VASE WITH MALLET GET KEY THROW MALLET EXAMINE CARPETBAG UNLOCK CARPETBAG GET UNDERPANTS THROW UNDERPANTS GET TROMBONE GET MUMMY GET CARPETBAG THROW CARPETBAG THROW MUMMY GET BOOMERANG THROW BOOMERANG AT IBIS LIGHT TWIGS THROW STICK PUT TRUMPET IN DOG'S EAR PLAY TROMBONE HIT HUBERT WITH TROMBONE GET BALL PLAY TROMBONE THROW BALL THROW TROMBONE MAKE PARACHUTE TIE PARACHUTE TO GERTIE PUSH GERTIE CUT ANCHOR ROPE WITH HATCHET PULL GAS VALVE ROPE