HERPES OR BUST Walk Through by Dorothy Millard (C64 Version) (Start in a small toilet), EXAMINE BOWL, READ NOTICE, LIFT NOTICE, GET MATCH, E (factory office), GET CALENDAR, EXAMINE CALENDAR, DROP CALENDAR, S (main factory), EXAMINE FACTORY (see boxes south), S, S, NW, GET KEY, E, E, E (pub), GET COIN, W, W, N, E (back to main factory), EXAMINE MACHINE (sewing), GET PIN, N (office), EXAMINE DESK (has a drawer in it), UNLOCK DRAWER, DROP KEY, GET GLOVES, EXAMINE DRAWER (sellotaped to the underside is a joint), GET JOINT, N (paper store room - ignore the piece of paper), E (powder room), LOOK MIRROR, BREAK MIRROR, WEAR GLOVES, GET GLASS, SMOKE JOINT (you enter a wild trance and find yourself at the gates of Herpes), DROP STUB, DROP MATCHES. EXAMINE GATE (there are some old etchings in the bricks "RU12"), E (into Hobbit Land - note if you take the north exit you will be captured by a Gobblum!), EXAMINE DILDO, GET KNIFE, W, N (city gate - the guard won't let you in), S, S (desert), W (by brick building), GO BUILDING (note down leads to death), GO OUT, EXAMINE RIVER, GET BASKET, EXAMINE BASKET (it's sealed and you hear a rattle inside), CUT BASKET (a model vagina is inside), GET VAGINA, DROP GLASS, DROP GLOVES, N (desert), S, W, N, RUB PENIS, U (fantasy room), FUCK GIRL, GET CARD (credit), EXAMINE CARD, W (disused massage parlour - note don't go north), EXAMINE CASE (has a tiny hole in it), INSERT PIN (a panel in the wall flips open revealing four dials), SET DIALS (to what?), RU12 (it opens), GET MASK (gas), WEAR MASK, E, E (joy room - leave the pie alone), E (long corridor), EXAMINE CORRIDOR, GET SUCKER (rubber), W, N (viewing room), S, S (torture room), FUCK MODEL (a bulb lights up). S (secret back room - a large box of tricks is here - note you can insert the credit card and you fall through to a tall cell where you can push wall to finish up in a forest where you will die of thirst because there is no way out), INSERT COIN, INSERT PENIS (it grows), N, N, E, E, W (gates to Herpes), N, N (main square), DROP MASK, N, W (end of road - don't be tempted to push to button), E, N, E (bell tower), PULL ROPE (cut it at your peril!), W, N (loony sex room - leave the girl alone), S, S, S, S (south side of square), W, PUSH BUTTON (there is a small beep and a secret door opens), W (secret gay bar), FUCK BUM (you are given a screwdriver), E, E, S, S (back bedroom), MOVE BED (you reveal a grill), UNSCREW GRILL (you reveal a tunnel leading down), DROP SCREWDRIVER, D (sewers), S, N, N, S (you see a hole leading into a bank vault), GET BOMB, EXAMINE BOMB (there's a piece of string hanging from it - ignore the hole), S, W (dingy area), E, S, E (car park), EXAMINE NOTICE (it was concealing an alley), E (balcony), HIT TARANTULA (spider - using the knife... you kill it), GET silver SUIT. W, W, N, E (road block), WEAR SUIT, DROP BOMB, PULL STRING (you blast a hole through the wall), DROP SUIT, E, E (square), N (stripper club - leave the blow torch), TEAR PAPER (etched into the wall reads "part of what you seek could be SCA..."), S, NW (amusement arcade), N, N (house), GIVE CARD (you notice a small tattoo "BY" could be helpful), EXAMINE MODE, GET TELESCOPE, S, E (you hear a purring sound - if you try to go south it turns into a tiger which eats you!), W, S, E (toilets), GET JOCK-STRAP, EXAMINE JOCK, DROP JOCK, W, SE (square), S (cinema entrance - note you can enter by giving the credit card but there's nothing in there and you need the card for something else), W, S, E (unfinished part of club), GET NOTE (pound), LOOK HOLE (you can't quite see some writing), USE TELESCOPE (the letters RCB could be of help), W, N (a bouncer wants a quid to let you out), N. NE (square), SCAB CRAB (the door to Herpes' inner portals opens), E (the door slams behind you... you find yourself in a glass tube), FEEL FLOOR (you find a small panel), LIFT PANEL (you can't get hold of it), ATTACH SUCKER, PULL SUCKER (you see a red button), PUSH BUTTON (a door opens in the north wall), N (you've made it!). WELL DONE ALBERT Taken from Dorothy Irene's site: http://dorothyirene.fateback.com/ ***************************************************** Displayed on the Classic Adventures Solution Archive: http://solutionarchive.com