Your head spins painfully. The BRIGHT FLASHING LIGHTS and LOUD NOISES of the video bar are driving you absolutely freakin' insane. You wouldn't be here if you hadn't picked up a videotape. Most people have video players of their own, of course, and whoever heard of a video bar? It's CRAZY and MAKES NO SENSE. The author must be out of ideas or something. The fun has gone. It must be bought. You have a video.