You feel, to say the least, surprised when a space-ship lands in your back garden and two small blue beings walk out of an open bay-door. They start to point at you and making odd noises, you ask then what you want, they look at each other quite puzzled. Within minutes one of them says, "Is that a totally bogus cardigan or what!" With that the other pulls out a small gun and points it at you. A beam of purple light comes out of the barrel of the gun and hits your cardigan, within seconds it has faded away, nothing remains of your cardigan. You wouldn't mind but it was your mother that bought you it and you know that you're in deep trouble if you don't get a replacement.