You play the part of Titus Andronicus. You and your daughter, Lavinia, are the last of a degenerate Roman clan. Your life has been scarred by tragedy and nothing satisfies you more than killing people and practicing your cooking skills on them. Your current prey is the repugnant Demetrius and your mortal foe, Chiron. You can smell them nearby. They'll be great with a garlic-and-fennel marinade.
Notes
This was an entry in Speed-IF EXTREME. It is loosely based on The Lamentable Tragedy of Titus Andronicus by William Shakespeare.