Your name is Buzz, and you recently graduated from a prestigious urban university with a degree in painting. You rented a small one-bedroom apartment in what you hope is an up-and-coming part of town, and you use it as your studio and your home. The focus of your work, believe it or not, is erotic painting. You have done quite a few paintings of people having sex, but unfortunately those people were all porn actors. You've sickened of working from porn and so now spend too much time playing UT and too little time working or making a living.
Your message light on your phone is blinking. Odd, why didn't you hear the phone ring? Oh, the ringer is turned off. You must have done that accidentally or something. You switch the ringer back on.