You are Dirk Gently of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Your landlord is upset about your sofa that's blocking the stairwell. You can't understand why. It's a perfectly good place to leave a sofa when the delivery men can't get it up the stairs. When the landlord starts making references to your unpaid rent, you guess it might be time to investigate the sofa.
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This was an entry in DNA Tribute Speed-IF. Inspired by the first Dirk Gently novel by Douglas Adams.