DENNIS THROUGH THE DRINKING GLASS. SOLUTION. (See NOTES at end of solution) NORTH, NORTH, HIDE, (wait till Maggie leaves), GET GOLF CLUBS, SOUTH, EAST, NORTH, EXAMINE POT, TAKE FLASK, DRINK, EXAMINE BED, TAKE SHEETS, EXAMINE WARDROBE, TAKE RADIATION SUIT, EAST, EXAMINE TUMBLER, TAKE TEETH, WEAR TEETH, GO WEST, DRINK, SOUTH, WEST, UP, TAKE CHERRY BLOSSOM, GO DOWN, SOUTH, DROP SHEETS, DROP GOLF CLUBS, EXAMINE WARDROBE, DRINK, TAKE SUIT, WEAR SUIT, then EXAMINE DESK and TAKE THE LETTER, GO NORTH, WEST, BUY TICKET, GO NORTH EAST, and NORTH, DRINK, GO NORTH, BUY MEAL, GO SOUTH, GO EAST, HAND OVER LETTER (you will be given a TRUSS and a bottle of PORT), TAKE both the TRUSS and the PORT, GO WEST, UP and DRINK, DROP TICKET, TAKE WIG, RUN, GO SOUTH, (you now meet Mr.Fowler), DEBAG Mr.FOWLER. (use the Polish!), GO NORTH, GO EAST, SMILE, TURN and DRINK, then EAST (you now meet Runcie), GIVE PORT, TAKE COLLAR, GO NORTH, GET TRAIN, (it will take you north), GO WEST, DROP SUIT, WEAR RADIATION SUIT, GO WEST, DRINK, TAKE RAINCOAT, GO EAST, DROP RADIATION SUIT, TAKE SUIT, WEAR SUIT, GO EAST, GO NORTH GO WEST, GIVE WIG, (you will get a lump of coal), DRINK, TAKE COAL, GO EAST, GO SOUTH, GO EAST, BUY MILITANT, SOUTH, GET IN HELICOPTER, (you will be flown back to No. 10 by Prince Andrew), DROP COAL, DROP MILITANT, DRINK, WEAR COLLAR, EXAMINE BED, TAKE SHEETS, TAKE SHEETS, (the 2nd pile!), KNOT SHEETS, TAKE PLUS FOURS, TAKE GOLF CLUBS, OPEN WINDOW, GO EAST, DRINK, GO SOUTH, GO EAST, DRAW OUT YOUR MONEY, GO WEST, DROP RAINCOAT, GO NORTH, DROP SUIT, WEAR PLUS FOURS, GO SOUTH, DRINK, GO SOUTH EAST, LOOK IN HOLE, TAKE THE MOLE, GO WEST, TAKE THE LAWNMOWER, GO EAST, GO NORTH WEST, GO NORTH, DROP LAWNMOWER, DRINK, DROP THE PLUS FOURS, TAKE SUIT, then WEAR SUIT, DROP GOLF CLUBS, TAKE LAWNMOWER, GO SOUTH, GO SOUTH, GO UP, then SOUTH again, DRINK, then DROP THE LAWNMOWER, TAKE KEN, TAKE LAWNMOWER, GO NORTH, GO DOWN, GO NORTH, then SOUTH WEST, and finally NORTH WEST, GIVE TRUSS, (you will be offered a white flag), DRINK, TAKE FLAG, GO SOUTH EAST, GO NORTH EAST, DROP FLAG, GO WEST, CUT EYEBROWS, DROP LAWNMOWER, GO SOUTH WEST, (you hear shouts of KINNOCK!! KINNOCK!!), WHO IS IT, (a Welsh man, with a balding head), DRINK and FEED CYRIL, GO NORTH, WEST and NORTH, GIVE KEN, GO NORTH WEST, TAKE KEY, then THROW IT AWAY, GO SOUTH EAST and DRINK, GO WEST, SOUTH and GET THE 747, EJECT TEBBIT, GO EAST, STOP HOWE, (you can ignore your son Mark), GO NORTH, KISS THE RING, GO WEST and DRINK, TAKE MUSTARD, TAKE CAP, RIP UP THE CAP (its in line with the Agricultural Policy), GO EAST, (now wait until the ticking sound stops), LIFT BUNK, GO DOWN, UP, and GIVE MOLE, (you will be handed a Sovereign), TAKE THE SOVEREIGN, and DRINK, GO, NORTH, GO EAST and GIVE COLLAR, TAKE THE BADGE, then GO NORTH WEST, and SOUTH, PUT MUSTARD ON CASPER, GO SOUTH WEST, and WEST, DRINK, WEAR BADGE, GO WEST, then WEST AGAIN, (ignore the Dreamboat of the Alliance), TAKE KEY, CATCH THE BOAT, DROP THE BADGE, TAKE THE FOGHORN, GO WEST, GIVE FOGHORN, DRINK, GO SOUTH, GIVE SOVEREIGN, (you should now be at the Thames in London), TAKE RAINCOAT, GO SOUTH WEST, then NORTH EAST, TAKE FLAG, GO SOUTH, GO BUPA, then DIAL 999, DRINK, INSERT MONEY, GET ON BIKE, GO FOR TAX CUTS, LESS, SELECT WINCHESTER, TIP and REVOLUTION, (now you can't see the wood for the tree's), WEAR THE RAINCOAT, TURNS, DRINK, GO SOUTH, FLASH, DROP RAINCOAT, GO EAST, GIVE FLAG, UNLOCK DOOR. NOTE: (by B. Gibb). Early BBC versions may differ: When Up North, after taking coal, E, S, E, you come to the following: The Bolsover school of etiquette and charm is run by Mr. Dennis Skinner; he will not do you any harm, nor steal your Chinese dinner. BUY TRIBUNE. Kindly supplied by The Tipshop (www.the-tipshop.co.uk) ***************************************************** Displayed on the Classic Adventures Solution Archive: http://solutionarchive.com