OPERATION THUNDERBOWEL by G. M. Dobbs Sacred Scroll Software Spectrum 48 Buried amidst the "bathroom humour" jokes, there are some funny bits, with creative and even logical puzzles. The James Bond takeoff is not overdone, though I thought there would be a puzzle involving piranhas. There are some unusual moves, so you need to figure out some things by trial-and- error and dying. In one location, it is pretty clear what you need to do, but if you read the sign, it spells it out fully (I'll admit this is helpful as it is hard to figure out the syntax without it). For some reason, this tickled me. Hints: PRESSing the GREEN BUTTON both starts and stops the car. DRIVE HOME first. You need what you find there. The leaflet is not needed once you've read it. You can get frustrated taking things out of the briefcase, so don't bother. A good place to drop things if you are not sure if you will need them again, is in your car. Once you've used an object, or extracted the information you need from it, you can drop it. Of what use is the piece of paper? You should have some idea if you have watched at least one James Bond movie. Even if you eat the food you find, and still get messages, that you need food, don't panic. Also don't panic if you finish with less than 100 %. For a completely irrelevant aside (but 10 more points), OPEN BLUE DOOR and do what is needed there. You need the cheque. Solution: You are Shamus Bond. Mmm, your boss, wants to see you. You begin in your office, INVENTORY (nothing), EXAMINE DESK, OPEN DRAWER, REDESCRIBE, TAKE GUN, TAKE WRIST WATCH, EXAMINE GUN (six bullets), WEAR WRIST WATCH (tracker is now activated), EXAMINE WINDOW (you see your Bentley and pull down a curtain), TAKE CURTAIN, CLOSE DRAWER, E, N, N, W, TAKE TIE, WEAR TIE (it's too small), DROP TIE, E, E (Mmm tells you that you must stop Blobum and gives you a file), EXAMINE FILE (in it are a piece of paper, a pass card, a leaflet and a photo), TAKE LEAFLET FROM FILE, EXAMINE LEAFLET (it explains how it acts as a knapsack, but it really won't let you carry any more objects), DROP LEAFLET. TAKE PAPER FROM FILE, EXAMINE PAPER (the plan is to stop Blobum),TAKE PHOTO FROM FILE, EXAMINE PHOTO (it shows Blobum outside the Hotel Royale), DROP PHOTO, TAKE PASS CARD FROM FILE), WEAR PASS CARD, S, E, TAKE RIBBON, W, S, S (in lift), PRESS FLOOR, N, N, E, GIVE PAPER (you are given a bug and a nuclear device disguised as an edible bun; you are also told that some alterations have been made to your car), W, W, W (you see a mirror hanging over the sink reflecting light in your eyes), COVER MIRROR, EXAMINE SINK (you see a hairpin), TAKE PIN, PUT ALL IN FILE, E, E, N, N, ENTER BENTLEY, REMOVE PASS CARD, DROP PASS CARD. PRESS GREEN BUTTON, DRIVE HOME, PRESS GREEN BUTTON, LEAVE CAR, S, W, TAKE TORCH, E, N, ENTER CAR, PRESS GREEN BUTTON, DRIVE TO ROYALE HOTEL, PRESS GREEN BUTTON, LEAVE CAR, N (you need a black tie), TAKE RIBBON FROM FILE, WEAR RIBBON, N (you are allowed in), EXAMINE REGISTER (Mr. Mublob is in room 202), UP (you see three doors), OPEN GREEN DOOR (a glitch here as you start your car), TAKE HAIRPIN FROM FILE, PICK GREEN LOCK, DROP HAIRPIN, E, EXAMINE BRIEFCASE (closed), OPEN CASE, EXAMINE CASE (you see a tape recorder, a screwdriver, and an empty packet), TAKE BUG FROM FILE, PUT BUG IN CASE, CLOSE CASE, W, DOWN, E. PLAY TIDDLE (you win and Blobum gives you a cheque for five pounds), W, (while this is not needed to finish the game, you may want to do it), UP, OPEN BLUE DOOR (Gary and Ferret argue and a solution drops out), GIVE CHEQUE, TAKE SOLUTION (you get an irrelevant hint), S, DOWN, S, ENTER BENTLEY (you see Blobum walking past with his suitcase and hear him say to someone to meet him at Stenfield: he'll be in Harry the Chemist's place), PRESS GREEN BUTTON, DRIVE TO STENFIELD, PRESS GREEN BUTTON, LEAVE CAR (you are about to enter a maze), N, N, N, N, E, N (by a house and a dog), E, TAKE AXE, W, N (you can't), TAKE BUN FROM FILE, DROP BUN (the dog eats it and explodes), N, E (you see a trapdoor and a mars bar). READ SIGN (it tells you what to do), WITH AXE SMASH TRAPDOOR, DROP AXE, DROP BUN (a little glitch here since you shouldn't have it), TAKE MARS, EAT MARS, DOWN, SWITCH TORCH ON, EXAMINE CASES (you see it is to be delivered to Blono Mansion), UP, W, SWITCH TORCH OFF, S, S, W, W, S, ENTER BENTLEY, PRESS GREEN BUTTON, DRIVE TO BLONO MANSION, PRESS GREEN BUTTON, LEAVE CAR, N (you can't), TAKE GUN FROM FILE, FIRE (you shoot the lock off the gates), N (you see Blobum walking toward you), SHOOT BLOBUM. You read the epilogue and are finished. Score: 95% (which appears to be the maximum possible). Terri Sheehan 2008-03-13 ***************************************************** Displayed on the Classic Adventures Solution Archive: http://solutionarchive.com