The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ - by Level 9 Computing - Commodore 64/128 Rankings by Dion Guy 0 Idiot dreg of society 1 Useless dreg of society 2 Second-rate dreg of society 3 Unrespectable dreg of society 4 Lowly dreg of society 5 Namby-pamby dreg of society 6 Unimportant dreg of society 7 Mediocre dreg of society 8 Spotty dreg of society 9 Suburban dreg of society 10 Useless bully boy 11 Second-rate bully boy 12 Unrespectable bully boy 13 Lowly bully boy 14 Namby-pamby bully boy 15 Unimportant bully boy 16 Mediocre bully boy 17 Spotty bully boy 18 Suburban bully boy 19 Ordinary bully boy 20 Second-rate creep 21 Unrespectable creep 22 Lowly creep 23 Namby-pamby creep 24 Unimportant creep 25 Mediocre creep 26 Spotty creep 27 Suburban creep 28 Ordinary creep 29 Middling creep 30 Unrespectable thicko 31 Lowly thicko 32 Namby-pamby thicko 33 Unimportant thicko 34 Mediocre thicko 35 Spotty thicko 36 Suburban thicko 37 Ordinary thicko 38 Middling thicko 39 Average thicko 40 Lowly schoolboy 41 Namby-pamby schoolboy 42 Unimportant schoolboy 43 Mediocre schoolboy 44 Spotty schoolboy 45 Suburban schoolboy 46 Ordinary schoolboy 47 Middling schoolboy 48 Average schoolboy 49 Worthy schoolboy 50 Namby-pamby youth 51 Unimportant youth 52 Mediocre youth 53 Spotty youth 54 Suburban youth 55 Ordinary youth 56 Middling youth 57 Average youth 58 Worthy youth 59 Superior kind of youth 60 Unimportant poet 61 Mediocre poet 62 Spotty poet 63 Suburban poet 64 Ordinary poet 65 Middling poet 66 Average poet 67 Worth poet 68 Superior kind of poet 69 Talented poet 70 Mediocre prodigy 71 Spotty prodigy 72 Suburban prodigy 73 Ordinary prodigy 74 Middling prodigy 75 Average prodigy 76 Worthy prodigy 77 Superior kind of prodigy 78 Talented prodigy 79 Brilliant prodigy 80 Spotty paragon of virtue 81 Suburban paragon of virtue 82 Ordinary paragon of virtue 83 Middling paragon of virtue 84 Average paragon of virtue 85 Worthy paragon of virtue 86 Superior kind of paragon of virtue 87 Talented paragon of virtue 88 Brilliant paragon of virtue 89 Star paragon of virtue 90 Suburban intellectual 91 Ordinary intellectual 92 Middling intellectual 93 Average intellectual 94 Worthy intellectual 95 Superior kind of intellectual 96 Talented intellectual 97 Brilliant intellectual 98 Star intellectual 99+ Knockout intellectual In part two it is possible to increase your score in an infinite loop. With the choices you make regarding going to Sheffield, follow these in order: 1. "Mother invites me to Sheffield" - choose "Ask my father if I can go" 2. "Father won't pay for train fare" - choose "Decide to hitch-hike instead" 3. "Set out to hitch-hike to Sheffield" - choose "Go to Junction 21 on the M1" 4. "A police car approaches the M1 roundabout" - choose "Stop hitch-hiking and leave" Upon abandoning hitch-hiking you get the chance to ask your father again, which leads back to step 2, and so on!