Soho Mission
by Daren Pearcy
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Solution by equinox
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E, E, E, E, S, S, E, E (police station), N (you are thrown in a cell), TALK TO SERGEANT, KILL
SERGEANT (you strangle him through the bars), GET KEYS, UNLOCK DOOR, N, W, W, N, E (sex shop), OPEN
REGISTER, GET COIN, W, N, W, S (strip club), E, RUB OIL ON GIRL, S, INSERT COIN, N, W, N, W, W, N,
GET SPADE, S, E, E, E, N, E, EXAM BANDSTAND, GET MAGIC MUSHROOMS, EAT MUSHROOMS, N, N, E, GET
CUCUMBER, W, W, EXAM BUSHES, GET CROWBAR, S, S, S, S, S, E, S, OPEN MANHOLE, DROP CROWBAR, D, E
(don't pull or climb the rope here), N, GET BALSA WOOD (though actually it's useless), S,
W, S, S, GIVE CUCUMBER (the woman lets you pass), U, U, E, GET ECSTASY, E, U, GET TIE, U, EAT
ECSTASY, FLY (you land in the park), N, E, N, N (outside nightclub; do not go west here due to a
bug), N (can't enter nightclub without a tie), WEAR TIE, N, W, GET FAG PAPER, E, N, DANCE (the
woman leads you to an alley), FUCK GIRL (she leaves two items), REMOVE TIE, DROP TIE, GET CARDBOARD,
GET TICKET, E, E, S, S, S, E, S, S, S (cinema cashier takes your ticket), EXAM SCREEN, WANK, N, N,
N, W, N, N, E (Chinese restaurant), U, W, EXAM PLANT, GET CANNABIS, MAKE JOINT (with cannabis and
fag paper), E, E, U, E, FUCK GIRL (she gives you a cigarette lighter), SMOKE JOINT, W, D, W, D, N,
GET DEAD ALSATIAN, S, W, W, W, W, S, S, S, S, S, W, D, W (room of bestial sexual acts), FUCK
ALSATIAN (you are given a leather collar), E, U, E, N, N, W, W, W, N, W (wine bar; Jane wants a
light), LIGHT FAG (she takes you back to her place), DROP ALSATIAN, GET LIPSTICK, E, D, W (back to
street), E, E, N, N, N, E, E, E, N (outside gay bar), E (you aren't dressed right), WEAR
LIPSTICK, WEAR COLLAR, DROP LIGHTER, E (don't go east again or you die), DANCE, GET LOCK PICK,
S, KISS BASTARD, S, S, S, S (graveyard), DIG, DROP SPADE, GET BONE, S, UNLOCK DOOR (with lock pick),
S, E, PRAY (at the church altar; your sins are forgiven), W, EXAM PUGHS (i.e. pews; you find a cash
card), GET CARD, N, N, N, INSERT CARD (in cash dispenser, which gives you £50), GET NOTE, E, N
(whorehouse), GIVE NOTE (you are taken upstairs), E, GET KEY, D, S, S, E, E, S (factory railings),
GIVE BONE (the dog runs off), UNLOCK RAILINGS (with the silver key from the whorehouse), S, E, S,
EXAM PHOTO (it's the girl from the nightclub; remember the piece of cardboard she dropped?),
EXAM CARDBOARD (it says 060571), N, U (safe with combination lock), 060571, DROP CARDBOARD, GET
DILDO, D, W, N, N, W, W, N, W, S, W, D, D, E, U, N, W, N, N, W, W, W (the timegate has appeared to
the west), W
Score: 100%
