* Don't try and pick a fight with Russia... * ...but some Americans are indeed, shall we say, blow-hards. * Don't try and blackmail officials you don't have absolute control over - don't even hint at it. * Fairness is key - don't compromise, and don't bottle out. * Trust the abilities of the police. * You cannot break contracts just because you're the PM - but you can convince others to. * Don't suck up to the electorate in the media. Well, not obviously. * The game was released in 1987 - train travel was more of a luxury, especially during Election campaigns. Even if you cleverly mask the date of the Election. * Balance the risks with the rewards - no point in getting additional shiny status symbols when there's a good chance of getting egg on your face. * Never underestimate the appeal of the eccentric - but always respect Parliament and what it represents. * But outside Parliament, stay well away from mixed nuts. * International trade agreements are double-edged swords, but visible research into non-critical subjects reassures the electorate. * Don't be heavy-handed - letting things slide or even just a stern look can be enough. * Don't pick a fight with the EEC - beat them by their own rules. * If you left something at home, then it's not really lost. * Leaks are a way of life, so long as you're not obvious.