H.R.H. Solution. From the post office: GET EARS (now I'll never be like daddy, cries William), GIVE GIRO (the counter clerk looks on as Prince William kicks you in the leg and grabs the giro. He runs off laughing), SOUTH, PRESS BUTTON (you can now cross), SOUTH, SOUTH, (the phone is ringing), WEST, (the phone is ringing), ANSWER PHONE, (you are told: go to Rocksoff S and tell Andrew that Cynthias negative), EAST, EAST, EAST, SOUTH, SAY CYNTHIA NEGATIVE (Andrew offers you a glass of Champagne), DRINK CHAMPAGNE (it brings tears to your eyes), NORTH, WEST, WEST (the phone is ringing), WEST, (the phone is ringing), ANSWER PHONE (tell Andy that Sylvias test is negative), EAST, EAST, EAST, SOUTH, SAY SYLVIA NEGATIVE (Andrew offers you a glass of champers), DRINK CHAMPAGNE (you get rather tipsy), NORTH, WEST, WEST, (the phone is ringing), WEST, (the phone is ringing), ANSWER PHONE (tell that good for nothing slob Andrew that Sarah's test is positive and all of my fathers are on the way to sort him out), EAST, EAST, EAST, SOUTH (Andrew offers you a drink), DRINK CHAMPAGNE (you are rather pissed), SAY SARAH POSITIVE, (he goes away), LOOK, (you see a pink elephant), GET ELEPHANT, NORTH, WEST, SOUTH (Prince Philip and Prince Edward are eating Moussaka), GET MOUSSAKA, NORTH, WEST, PRESS BUTTON, NORTH, NORTH, NORTH, (Prince William sees the elephant and wants to swap something), GIVE ELEPHANT (he gives you Harry the Spider), SOUTH, EAST, DROP SPIDER, (the old lady runs off leaving her bus pass), GET PASS, WAIT, (for a no. 74 bus to arrive), IN, WAIT, WAIT, OUT, WEST, WEST, SOUTH EAST, EAST, GET TULIPS, WEST, NORTH WEST, EAST, EAST, DROP TULIPS, WAIT, (for no. 45 bus), IN, WAIT, OUT, NORTH, SOUTH EAST, UP, UP, EAST, (you see Charles body-bopping), WEAR EARS, (he thinks you are a new mirror. He waves his arm), WAVE ARM, (he shakes his leg), SHAKE LEG, (he pulls tongues), PULL TONGUE, (Charles goes and has a lie down). DROP EARS, LOOK, GET TICKET, WEST, DOWN, NORTH WEST, SOUTH, WAIT, (for bus), IN, WAIT, OUT WEST, NORTHEAST, (you are now in Madame Tussauds as you had the ticket), SOUTH, EXAMINE DUMMY, (it wears a dress), GET DRESS, WEAR DRESS, NORTH, EAST, EXAMINE DUMMY, (it wears a wig), GET WIG, WEAR WIG, WEST, SOUTHWEST, EAST, RING BELL, (the Queen mum is following you), SOUTH, WEST, NORTH, GET ROSES, SOUTH, EAST, NORTH, NORTH, DROP ROSES, WAIT. . (for No. 24 bus), IN, WAIT, OUT, SOUTH, SOUTH, WEST, WEST, (you can now go into No. 10 as you look like Maggie Thatcher), GET CIGARETTE, EAST, DROP WIG, DROP DRESS, EAST, NORTH, NORTH, WAIT, (for No. 24 bus), IN, WAIT, WAIT, OUT, WAIT, (for No. 45 bus), IN, WAIT, OUT, NORTH, GIVE CIGARETTE, (she's given up smoking), GIVE CIGARETTE, (she takes it and gives you a spanner), NORTH, (a mower is coming at you), THROW SPANNER, (the mower is stopped), UP, GET OIL, DOWN, SOUTH, WEST, OIL DOOR, (you can only take one object in), DROP PASS, IN, DROP MOUSSAKA, PULL, OUT, NORTH, EAST, GET BOX, WEST, NORTH, GET BERET, WEAR BERET, SOUTH, SOUTH, IN, DROP BOX, PULL, OUT, GET BRICK, IN, GET BOX, PULL, PULL, OUT, GET PASS, EAST, SOUTH EAST, UP, UP, UP, UP, (Gorden sees the make up box and follows you), WEST, UP, UP, EAST, DROP BOX, (Gordens starts to put on the make up as Diana walks in. She throws him out and goes to take a bath), WEST, DOWN, GET 50p, NORTH WEST, SOUTH, WAIT, (for bus), IN, WAIT, OUT, WAIT, (for No. 24), IN, WAIT, OUT, SOUTH, EAST, THROW BRICK, (it breaks the window, the policemen is alerted and he nicks the dogfood), EXAMINE WINDOW, (you find a tin of Kanga dogfood), GET KANGA, GET CARNATIONS, WEST, NORTH, WAIT, (for No. 2b bus), IN WATT, OUT, WEST, PRESS BUTTON, SOUTH, SOUTH, EAST, EAST, SOUTH, GET DAFFS, NORTH, WEST, WEST, PRESS BUTTON, NORTH, NORTH EAST, WAIT, (for bus), IN, WATT, WAIT, OUT, GET ROSES, GET TULIPS, RING BELL, SOUTH, WEST, GIVE ROSES, (the Queen mum goes away), OPEN KANGA, EAST, NORTH, GET BOWL, (she comes back and makes you put the bowl down), GIVE TULIPS, (she goes away), GET BOWL, FILL BOWL, SOUTH, FEED CORGI, (it goes to the kitchen), (she comes back), WEST, GIVE CARNATIONS (she goes away), GET CORGI, GET POT, EAST, NORTH, (she comes back and makes you drop the pot and the corgi), (she also throws you out), RING BELL, GIVE DAFFS, (she goes away), GET CORGI, GET POT, NORTH, WEST, WEST, SOUTH, (the corgi bites a path through the children), GET LITTER, NORTH, THROW LITTER, (the warden goes to pick up the litter), WEST, (you see Charles. He goes to the lake), EAST, SOUTH EAST, (Charles wants you to go sailing with him), IN, RAISE SAIL, (the boat starts to sink), BAIL, BAIL, BAIL, WAIT, (until you are in the water), SOUTH, SOUTH, NORTH WEST, SOUTH EAST, IN DIAL 999, (you are rescued from the island), NORTH WEST, WEST, IN, (Lord Litchfield is here), PULL CHAIN, (he drops his camera but he is freeing his leg), GET CAMERA, OUT, EAST, EAST, EAST, WAIT, (for the bus), IN, WAIT, OUT, WAIT, (for no. 74), IN, WAIT, WAIT, OUT, WAIT (for no. 45), IN, WAIT, OUT, NORTH, NORTH, EAST, GET SECATEURS, WEST, SOUTH, CUT, DROP SECATEURS, SOUTH, WAIT, (for bus), IN, WAIT, OUT, WAIT, (for no. 24), IN, WAIT, OUT, SOUTH, SOUTH, SOUTH, SOUTH, GET CROWN JEWELS, (a pike parts you hair), NORTH, NORTH, IN, (the Beefeaters run past), GET GLOVES, WEAR GLOVES, OUT, NORTH, NORTH, WAIT (for no. 24), IN WAIT, WAIT, OUT, WAIT, (for no. 45), IN, WAIT, OUT, NORTH, EAST, UP, (you see Diana taking a bath), PRESS BUTTON, (you take the picture. Diana screams and you slip down the drainpipe tearing the gloves. She shouts PERVERT), WEST, SOUTH, WAIT, (for bus), IN, WAIT, OUT, WAIT, (for no. 74), IN, WAIT, OUT, WEST, WEST, WEST, GIVE CAMERA, (your picture will take 50 turns), WAIT (50 times), GIVE 50p, (only one photo came out), GIVE SLIP, EAST, EAST, EAST, WAIT, (for no. 74), IN, WAIT, WAIT, OUT, WAIT, (for no. 24), IN, WAIT, OUT, SOUTH, WEST, GIVE PHOTO, (you are given a pair of Sun naughty knickers), WEST, NORTH, WAIT, (for no. 24), IN, WAIT, WAIT, OUT, WAIT, (for no. 45), IN, WAIT, OUT, NORTH, SOUTH EAST, UP, UP, EAST, GIVE CROWN JEWELS, (Charles gives you a key), WEST, DOWN, NORTH WEST, WEST, DROP CORGI, DROP POT, DROP PASS, WEAR KNICKERS, IN, DROP KNICKERS, PULL, OUT, GET HARRY, NORTH, EAST, LOCK DOOR, DROP HARRY, UNLOCK DOOR, WEST, LOCK DOOR, SOUTH, GET WILLIAM, NORTH, UNLOCK DOOR, EAST, LOCK DOOR, DROP WILLIAM, UNLOCK DOOR, WEST, LOCK DOOR, SOUTH, GET PO, EXAMINE PO, (you find a giro as well as the obvious), DROP KEY, DROP PO, IN, PULL, PULL, PULL, OUT, GET PASS, GET CORGI, EAST, SOUTH, WAIT, (for bus), IN, WAIT, OUT, WAIT, (for no.74), IN, WAIT, OUT, WEST, NORTH, GIVE GIRO, (any I.D. ), SHOW CORGI, GIVE GIRO, (you are handed a case), SOUTH, EAST, WAIT, (for no.2b), IN, WAIT, OUT, SOUTH, SOUTH, WEST, GET DRESS, WEAR DRESS, GET WIG, WEAR WIG, WEST, GET GIN, EAST, DROP WIG, DROP DRESS, EAST, NORTH, NORTH, WAIT, (for no. 74), IN, WAIT, WAIT, OUT, WAIT, (for no. 45), IN, WAIT, OUT, NORTH, WEST, DROP PASS, DROP GIN, DROP CORGI, IN, DROP CASE, OUT, GET GIN, IN, GET CASE, GET KNICKERS, GET MOUSSAKA, PULL, PULL, PULL, OUT, EAST, EXAM DUST, (you find a stink bomb), GET BOMB, DROP MOUSSAKA, WEST, NORTH, (there is a policeman), GIVE GIN, NORTH, NORTH, (Archbishop is here), DROP KNICKERS, (he faints), NORTH, UP, GET ROD, DOWN, KNOCK, NORTH, (there is a long queue of people carrying a case and wearing ears), DROP BOMB, (the pongs clear the room), GIVE CASE. ***************************************************** Displayed on the Classic Adventures Solution Archive: http://solutionarchive.com