House - It's Quite Good Really (House.txt)

House - It's Quite Good Really
By Bazzasoft
Solution from EUG #54


HOUSE - IT'S QUITE GOOD REALLY is the very cream of PD adventures: brimming with humour and
featuring some bizarre uses for objects. By following this solution without prior experimentation,
you risk missing a variety of amusing endings but will quickly appreciate how much has been squeezed
in - despite the limited parser. 

E, E, N, E, N, W, W, GET GOLD, E, E, E, S, S, E, E, GET FAGS, W, W, W, W, S, GIVE FAGS TO DOT, N, E,
E, E, S, S, S, W, W, UP, UP, UP, UP, SCREAM, JUMP, E, ENTER TRAIN, S, S, GIVE BUTTERFLY TO
INSECTCOLLECTOLOGIST, S, S, E, E, GIVE BEER TO TERRY, LOOK, GET SANDWICH, W, W, N, N, N, N, ENTER
TRAIN, N, N, N, E, GIVE SANDWICH TO PLUMBER, LOOK, GET BUCKET, W, W, W, W, W, N (You will
sadistically kill the guinea-pig), S, E, E, E, E, S, S, S, W, GIVE BUCKET TO VAMPIRE, E, ENTER
TRAIN, S, S, S, S, S, E, GIVE HAMMER TO SADDAM, GET SADDAM, W, N, N, GIVE SADDAM TO KURDS, N, N, N,
ENTER TRAIN, N, E, S, GIVE WHISKY TO MAGGIE, N, W, N, N, N, N, GIVE PETROL TO JOHN, S, S, S, S, S,
ENTER TRAIN, PUT PARCEL ON TRAIN, GET TICKET, GIVE GOLD TO POLICEMAN, W, N, ENTER TRAIN, N, N, N, E,
N, N, N, S, S, S, W, W, W, W, W, W.