BOREDOM
Written by Simon Avery
Walk Through by Dorothy Millard (Amstrad Version)
Scenario
You are Baz, a rather disappointing example of British youth. You live in a small town which scores
a massive 1 in popular nightlife. To escape this boredom you decide to go and find heaven. The
only problem is that you have led a far from angelic lifestyle, so you can't get there by a
normal and acceptable route, ie. dying.
Walk Through
(Start in your bedroom), EXAMINE WARDROBE, OPEN WARDROBE, EXAMINE WARDROBE, LOOK, GET CLOTHES, WEAR
CLOTHES, EXAMINE MIRROR, EXAMINE BED, E (hall), E (kitchen), EXAMINE FRIDGE, LOOK, GET CHEESE,
EXAMINE CHEESE, EXAMINE BREADBIN, LOOK, GET KEY, EXAMINE KEY, W (hall), OPEN DOOR, D (outside flat),
S (carpark of pub), E (pub), EXAMINE BARMAID, TALK TO BARMAID, SHAG BARMAID (she says not here and
to wait for her in the carpark), N (park), N, N (street), EXAMINE STREETLAMP, CLIMB STREETLAMP (you
unscrew the lightbulb), GET LIGHTBULB, W (outside your flat), S (pub carpark), WAIT (until the
barmaid comes out of the pub and you get into her car), SHAG BARMAID, LEAVE CAR (the car drives off
and you find yourself in a strange part of town).
N (street corner), E, E (church), EXAMINE ORGAN, U (organ loft), EXAMINE BELLOWS, EXAMINE LIGHT, FIT
BULB (reveals something on the floor), LOOK, GET MANUAL, READ MANUAL (about the Kuma Sutra), D, S
(small ante-chamber), EXAMINE BOOKCASE, GET WHIP, EXAMINE WHIP, N, W, W (street corner), S, S, E
(army recruitment office), JOIN ARMY (he wants something nice first), GIVE WHIP, JOIN ARMY (you are
led to a waiting lorry and driven to an army camp where you are led to the barracks), N (parade
ground), E (command hut), N (Sergeant Major's office), GIVE MANUAL (to sergeant major who gives
you a rope), S, E (telephone), READ SIGN, DIAL PARK (you are transported to the eastern corner of
the park).
W, N (street), E, E, E, S (atop a high cliff where a tree grows conveniently near the edge), EXAMINE
TREE, TIE ROPE, CLIMB ROPE (to a narrow ledge half-way down), N (entrance to small cave), N (in a
maze), W, N, READ SIGN, N, W (you are in a small widening in a stone tunnel where a dwarf sits on
the bare rock floor), EXAMINE DWARF, TALK DWARF, GIVE CHEESE (he says you may pass), W (mundane
east/west tunnel), W (end of tunnel where you behold a marvellous spectacle... before you stretching
away along a golden sandy beach is a veritable paradise of nightclubs and massage parlours and many
other interesting places... to one side is a large sign proclaiming this place to be Blackpool, home
of all the more enjoyable sins... okay so it isn't really heaven but it will do for a while...
you trot happily down the path towards the town, occasionally breaking into a hop, skip and jump
routine).
THE END
Taken from Dorothy Irene's site: http://dorothyirene.fateback.com/
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