"CROWN JEWELS STOLEN!", scream the headlines of the daily papers. You leaf through them and sigh. "Display Case Smashed!" read the subtitles, or "Priceless Relic of Royal Family Missing!" Obviously this is a situation that requires professional assistance. You finish your tea, disguise as Bess, and canter away to the scene of the crime...
Notes
34th place (of 70) in the 28th Annual Interactive Fiction Competition (2022).