I can’t believe I’m going to be late for this. It’s not like I didn’t have plenty of time to get here. The invitation clearly said to be prompt so that the reveal of it would be on time. The damn invitation was in UTC format. I could never do the math straight. Was that 6 hours ahead or behind me? Why is it UTC instead of CUT? Does it observe Daylight Savings Time? I certainly don’t know and a simple Google search led to that cat video and 2 hours later, I was freaking late. I sure hope they waited for me to do the reveal.