As all celebrities know, though, fame and glory can be fleeting, which wouldn't bother you at all, except for the fact that nobody wants a nobody's "autograph."
Yup, looks like you better get on the stick, here, pal, or before you know it YOU'LL be a nobody. Better stir something up, something the press can really run with. Something like...
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