The tour guide has just shown you one of the museum's most cherished exhibits, a solid gold mask, believed to be over five hundred years old. In order to keep it in prime condition, it is suspended in a huge floor-to-ceiling glass tube containing several thousand litres of tea. The others in your tour group make appreciative noises and take photographs, then move on to the next exhibit. You do not, for you are Hank Buzzcrack, thief, and this is to be your next acquisition.