Your name is Albert Battersby, as 27 year old sewing machine attendant from North Yorkshire. In a recent nationwide contest, you have won first prize... a free night with Zelda, the finest prostitute in Soho! Your quest starts just outside Soho and your prize is somewhere within - but beware, before Zelda is yours, you'll have to battle through pimps, prostitutes, police and perverts.
Notes
The original Spectrum game was designed and written by Simon Lovell. The C64 conversion was by Glyn Cornfield.
Too juvenile and hard to get into: silly premise, brassy writing, and flippant puzzles. Probably was intended as funny in the 80s, but has aged badly.