Hello, can anyone tell me how to get started in this game? The opening screen dump asks you for your name, age and then gender whereupon it parses: "You have died." Funny the first time but hardly enticing. I can think of a handful of offerings where you can make the game unwinnable in the first move but not before you've even started.

@Canalboy: You need to have downloaded all twelve files from the SNOSAE page on IFDB -- not just xsnosae.exe.

So I have not so much died as never started. Rum indeed.