You, the neurotic and paranoid king, are having a jacuzzi installed to uplift your flagging spirits. Blissfully unaware of this dreadful anachronism you inadvertently stumble across a (yawn!) gateway to the future. Sword in hand (Shakespeare fans may giggle smuttily at this point) you venture into the unknown (this last cliche was owned by Sir Clive) - so watch out!
Notes
Released as Public Domain. Details taken from Syntax issue 2.